Description
Paddle Tennis — Because You’re Not Allowed to Moer People.
(But oh boy, do you want to.)
This shirt is made for the padel player who’s not just competitive… they’re kombuis-klap-ready. Channel your inner rage, smash that ball, and pretend it’s Brenda from accounting who stole your parking spot.
Whether you’re winning games or just working through your unresolved childhood trauma via paddle, this tee has your back (and chest). Perfectly comfy for a match or a moer-worthy Monday.
✅ Unisex fit – for all moering moods
✅ Cotton-soft – unlike your serve
✅ Guaranteed to make someone laugh (even the umpire)
Side Effects May Include:
Increased smashes, suspicious glances from other players, and someone eventually asking: “Wait, is that shirt serious?”
