“I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned”

Description

Spice up your wardrobe with this bold and brutally honest cooking T-shirt! Featuring the hilarious quote:
“I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned. So yes, I do have self-control.”
…this tee is perfect for home cooks, chefs, kitchen queens, and anyone who’s ever gritted their teeth while serving dinner to the undeserving.

Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for maximum laughs, this shirt makes an unforgettable gift — or a petty statement you can wear with pride.

Features:
✔️ Unisex fit
✔️ Bright, bold yellow colour
✔️ Durable print that won’t fade
✔️ Available in multiple sizes
✔️ Proudly South African attitude

Perfect for:
👩‍🍳 Petty cooks
🎁 Funny birthday gifts
🔥 Wearing when they come over for dinner