Stability (The Ability to Stab) T-shirt

Description

Some people have stability. Others have stab-ility. This unhinged yet highly relatable duck knows which side of the spectrum it’s on. Featuring a bold graphic of a slightly aggressive (but still adorable) duck wielding a knife, this T-shirt is perfect for those who love wordplay, dark humor, and poultry with attitude.

Wear it to assert dominance, confuse strangers, or just to let people know that you are this close to losing it—but in a funny way. Ideal as a gift for your chaotic best friend, your emotionally unstable sibling, or yourself (because let’s be honest, you deserve it).

✔ High-quality, soft cotton
✔ Available in multiple sizes
✔ Perfect for casual wear, knife skills practice (just kidding), or duck appreciation

Get yours before the duck gets you!